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Now you wont have to worry about doing the wench next door with this handy Condom Caddy. It comes with the retro-inspired romance novel cover “The Good Times of a Bad Girl,” and can be carried in pockets, purses and on nightstands, with room for three condoms and doubles as a pill case. $30.

Keep your cash in a good quality wallet by Brixton this Fall. One of the eyecatching, the slim Caddy wallet features quilted leather. You can carry up to 3 cards as well as a pocket reserved for your big wads of cash. $35.