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Were the 3 cups of coffee 2 Monsters and a Rockstar not enough to satisfy your caffeine craving? Well the only thing left to wake you up short of a hit of speed could possibly be this assortment of caffeine candies and gum. This sampler comes with 8 different types of sweets, all packed to the brim with that sweet caffeine. Ultra portable you can take these anywhere and pop a couple when your feeling drowsy. Just keep a couple extra on hand for the crash. $20.

That’s right, it must be such an easy job that even a monkey can do it. Have an exquisite cup of tea that happens to be picked by trained tea-bagging tea-loving monkeys. We can’t attest to the tea being free of monkey droppings, but we can say that each package is about 28 servings of the finest loose tea you’ll ever taste. $25.