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Your dreamgirl is in that really low hanging pair of jeans and sits down to pick something up showing promise of more to come. You bring out your camera to take that souvenir picture when it blips and tell you your low on battery. Crap! Now you will never have to suffer the same predicament with the Canon EOS 5D Mark II. Its system can track which of the camera’s six internal batteries still has some juice in it. So next time the coin slot shows you’ll be sure to have that picture as your desktop background. $2,700.

Aiptek has recently released the Aiptek PocketDV AHD 300, a budget HD camcorder. The video camera offers a 1080p high definition resolution (1,440 x 1,080, 16:9), shoots up to 8MP pictures, supports HDTV and standard TV, 128MB internal memory, and SDHC memory card slot (max. 32GB). You can recharge its battery via USB plug. Now high quality drunken footage of your girlfriend can easily be uploaded to YouTube for all of us to enjoy! £130.

Who says good things can’t come in small packages? Well this handy little camcorder from flip just might change your mind. With 2 GB of onboard memory the pocket-sized Mino can take up to 60 minutes of video. With the included cable, watch these videos on your TV, or on your laptop via USB. Also included are easy options to upload to your favorite video sites, like youtube. $145.