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Your dreamgirl is in that really low hanging pair of jeans and sits down to pick something up showing promise of more to come. You bring out your camera to take that souvenir picture when it blips and tell you your low on battery. Crap! Now you will never have to suffer the same predicament with the Canon EOS 5D Mark II. Its system can track which of the camera’s six internal batteries still has some juice in it. So next time the coin slot shows you’ll be sure to have that picture as your desktop background. $2,700.

Being a spy may not be the most honest or reputable occupation or hobby, but you can’t deny that it’s alot of fun. Enhance that fun with this Spy Camera from Minox. This compact camera packs a 1.5 inch LCD display and 5 Megapixel resolution. You can store your pictures on the internal 128 MB memory or up to 16 GB using a micro SD card. $310.

Things are getting so small these days I don’t know how people aren’t losing all of their gadgets. This credit card sized camera is only 1/2 inch thick but it’s still fully functional. At 10 MegePixels with a 3x Optical zoom, a 2 3/4″ LCD screen and in field picture editor, you don’t lose any functionality to the size. $250.

Here is a new gadget from Brando. The USB 4-in-1 webcam offers a Web Cam, Microphone, Fan, and LED Light in one device. It’s perfect for you and your Facebook girlfriends to keep in touch. $23. Read more »

Take some incriminating photos of your boys drunk or up chick’s skirts with the new Lumix-LX3 by Panasonic. It comes with 10.1 megapixels, a F2.0-2.8, 2.5X optical zoom lens, optical image stabilization, and RAW image support. $500.

Our next contender, weighing in at 7 pounds, is the new Polaroid PoGo Instant Mobile printer. This handy device prints 2×3″ photos in under a minute from both your digital camera and cell phone. This miniature printer fits in your pocket, requires no ink and is perfect for the photographer on the go. Check for this one July 20th. $150.

Nikon has released it’s latest D700 ($3,000) pro-level digital SLR camera. The D700 features a 12.1-effective megapixel Nikon FX-format sensor, a native ISO range of 200 to 6400, a 3-inch super-density 920,000-dot VGA color screen, Nikon’s EXPEED Image Processing System, Nikon’s 51-point auto focus system, two Live View shooting modes, a Scene Recognition System, and a new active dust reduction system. Now you can shoot photos of the hot babes at the beach as well as your vacation villa with this state-of-the-art camera. Just be prepared to splurge about $3,000.

Yeah, you’re reading it right. Garmin, the GPS people are releasing a cell phone with a cool interface. Who knows how well it’ll compete with the iPhone, but we’ll see. It features the phone function of course, as well as a whole slew of Garmin GPS stuff, web browser, instant messenging, camera, mp3, etc. The Garmin Nuvifone will be available Q3 2008, and seems to be more useful for people on the go than the iPhone.