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In this new book by Tom Vanderbilt, the topic of discussion, is the finer details of one of the most common activities in America. Vanderbilt claims that unless you are a brain surgeon, driving is one of the most complicated things you do in life, mostly due to the thousands of intricacies that are just second nature to drivers. The book also gets into detail about the connection between driving habits and personality, and methods you can practice to help reduce traffic. I may just start exiting my car while backed up on the 405 freeway and hand these out to the frustrated motorists, thanks Tom! $15.

Despite what these visuals would tell you, this car isn’t Italian, nor is it German, not British either, it’s not even French, Japanese, or American. The Mastretta MXT is Mexico’s first native-designed production car. Not a bad start for the land of Mariachi music, spicy food, and of course tequila; all of which can do various things to your stomach. Well, so can this awesome car if you turn fast enough! It comes turbocharged with a 2.0L engine that produces 240hp with a 0-60 of only five seconds. Those days of Mexico producing only ‘old’ Volkwagen Beetles are over. Viva Mexico! £33,000. Read more »

Let your road rage take over and go ahead and throw a ’shroom at your enemies. Just attach your Wiimote to the wheel and ready, set, go!

You can even use motorcycles in this upgraded version. Watch out for Peach’s driving though, she might just cause an accident. Wii wheel included. $50.

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Great things come from Italy; pizza, women, fashion, and exotic cars. The Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 is one of the best examples of what Italian engineering has to offer. It comes equipped with a 5.2-Liter V10 engine that provides 552hp. More importantly, this supercar will get you more ass than you’ll know what to do with, and that’s a lot.

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The revamped 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X is out and available in RS or GSR models. The Evo is powered by a 2.0-liter DOHC MIVEC turbocharged engine which provides 295hp and 300 lb-ft torque. The GSR with the Twin-Clutch SST 6-speed is the way to go. You’ll be sure to impress your friends and cute asian girls alike. $32,697.

The new Rolls-Royce 101EX adds a coupe to the Phantom line and features a V12 6.75 liter V12 engine that can get up to 450hp. It’s perfect for nouveau riche executives wanting to pass Grey Poupon to each other at high speeds. If driving a Bentley is too low brow for you, grab the new 101EX at your local dealer soon.

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