Good Times Of a Bad Girl Condom Caddy

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Good Times Of a Bad Girl Condom Caddy

Now you wont have to worry about doing the wench next door with this handy Condom Caddy. It comes with the retro-inspired romance novel cover “The Good Times of a Bad Girl,” and can be carried in pockets, purses and on nightstands, with room for three condoms and doubles as a pill case. $30.

Cocaine Mule Blue Laptop Case: Won’t Get You High

Cocaine Mule Blue Laptop Case

Protect your laptop with this sturdy laptop bag from Cocaine Mule (strange name huh?). The bag features clean lines (not those kinds of lines!) and premium materials, a tough canvas shell, padding on all sides and printed cotton lining, adjustable webbed strap with logo detail and a logo patch in the front. $45. Read more »

Zero Halliburton Cigar Case

Zero Halliburton Cigar Case
Don’t get frightened, it’s not that Halliburton you thought it was. Rather, it’s the Zero Halliburton Cigar Case named the ‘Ambassador’ which is actually diplomatic. It’s actually a humidor with a built in humidifying system, as well as a case. $500.

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