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If you have been having a hard time looking for a cell phone that would suit all you needs, Nokia N97 is probably made for you. This cell phone has a 3.5 inch widescreen touch display with QWERTY keyboard. It also has 3G connectivity, 32GB on-board memory that is expandable up to 16GB, 5 megapixel camera, TV out, stereo sound jack, GPS, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi. $700.

Here is a unique cell phone watch that looks like an egg. It looks like something that H.G. Wells would write about though in one of his novels, i.e. The Time Machine. What makes this handset cool is that its 18k gold-plated accents; it’s very steampunk looking. The M830 features Bluetooth 2.0 connectivity, 1.5 inch color touch screen LCD display, microSD memory card slot, 1.3MP camera and supports audio and video playback. But, sorry folks, no time travel with this gadget… yet. $163.

Maybe this Nokia 8800 Carbon Arte mobile phone can upgrade your social status. This luxurious handset casing is made from carbon fibre, stainless steel, polished glass, and lightweight titanium. It is absolutely not an ordinary phone. The cell phone offers a 3.2MP camera, 3G connectivity, a bright OLED Display, and 4GB of storage capacity. €1,100.

If you’re dying to get a Sidekick still, here’s one that has recently hit T-Mobile. It comes with a new web browser, 2-megapixel camera, video capture and playback, customizable shells, stereo bluetooth capability, and the famous swivel screen. $150.

Sony Ericsson will be launching a tight new phone known as the W902 or walkman phone. It features a 5 megapixel camera with a mp3 player, an 8GB card for storage, premium headphones, UMTS/HSDPA 2100 and Quad Band GSM, and Bluetooth 2.0 with A2DP connectivity.

The Nokia 6600 series mobile phone comes in two variants; the Fold and Slide models. Both handsets provide an LCD screen with 16 million colors display, high gloss surface, 3G connectivity, digital camera with double LED flash, hidden outer display and Bluetooth connectivity. Meanwhile, the Nokia 6600 Fold features only 2MP shooter, while the Nokia 6600 Slide has a 3.2MP camera. $430.

The Any Source Bluetooth Speaker System allows you to link any of your bluetooth devices to play on the speakers, be it your laptop, iPod, cell phone, PDA, or whatever. That’s pretty handy for the wireless age. It also has an RCA cable for your stone age non-bluetooth devices. Sony is also coming out with something similar, but it’s not out yet. $260.

The iPhone just got a capacity upgrade and a price increase to boot. Well at least it holds more data now. You need to sign up with AT&T to get it, which sucks but might be worth it for you hipsters. $500.