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This cool clock is hand made from authentic NYC Taxi badges circa 1998-99. Every clock comes with a unique license number, and looking at it, you can tell this thing really was used in NYC taxi’s. This would make a great gift for one of your friends from New York, who misses home, since this clock really has the NYC taxi cab feel to it. Don’t worry though, because the clock actually runs on time and doesn’t smell like dirty socks. $25.

Time has little meaning with the Whatever Wall Clock, because all of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock. You can place this 10 inch wall clock in a room in your house where you can go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouthed boss. It requires requires 1 AA battery (included) and can be mounted on any wall. It’s great for slackers, stoners, and other riff raff, even us pirates! $15.

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night and can’t see the time? You wont have to worry anymore with this giant LED clock that not only serves as a clock, but doubles as several shelves to put all your stuff and books in for better organization.

If you’re looking for an outstanding clock radio with both style and quality, then check out the Jacobsen’s Clock Radio. It features two integrated loudspeakers, sleep function, and an accessible snooze button on the center of the clock. $95.

Let’s take a look at this Matrix Cube Alarm Clock. I’m sure you’ll love this alarm clock and forget your standard ugly alarm clock. The Matrix Cube Alarm Clock displays time in a different way; the hours, minutes, and seconds are separated by their cubes. The cube are connected by thin ribbon cables. Each cube measures around 3.5 inches square. $35.

Now you can witness the lunar eclipse in your home with the MollaSpace Lunar Eclipse Clock. It features black and white colors with gold-colored display hands. It’s an awesome way to hook up your crib as well as show your fascination for lunar eclipses’s. $48.

Anthony Dickens comes back with the spanking new timepiece. The Around Clock is a cylinder watch with numbers and markings that rotates to show the time as identified by the red wire. Available in white or black. 29€.

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