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Functionality and comfort at the same time. That’s the main goal of Acronym’s Shadow Project. With pieces that you can wear to keep comfortable all year round. Carefully designed and made with high quality materials, you can be assured that the Shadow Project from Stone Island will give you your money’s worth. $145+.

Show up to the next bbq or Baseball game with this I Heart Beer Scarf. This classic knit rugby scarf features a black and gold color with a beer-friendly message on both ends and finished with fringe. Get your beer keg ready and be prepared to drink until you drop. $28.

You might make quite an impression on people walking down the street wearing this shirt. Some may say it’s an effective tool for keeping would-be attackers or possibly even ninjas at a safe distance, it could be argued that if anyone were to get close enough, you would be deemed defenseless. Either way it’s sill a good conversation starter. “Hey girl, those nunchuks might be fake but how about polishing my sword?” $17. Read more »

This new T-Shirt from Secret Society just emits the New York State of Mind. The fingerprint, the pyramid, etc. is not just for Hip-Hop youth, but also for you rich Illuminati out there who just wanna be stylish when you’re not taking over the world. Pick these up because they won’t last a New York Minute. $30.

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The Patagonia Tech Web Belt gives you rugged durability without sacrificing rugged style. Let the ladies know you’re ready to strap-in and strap-on anywhere, anytime with this all purpose accessory. The sturdy aluminum buckle also doubles as a bottle opener, which is great for drunken rock climbing. $26.