Self Stirring Coffee Mug for Lazy Caffeine Addicts

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Self Stirring Coffee Mug
Admittedly, this product is a little weird. Weird, however has never stopped us before. It’s not so much weird actually as it is counter-productive, since if you have a free hand to press a button, then you should be able to stir your coffee. Perhaps it was released as an on the go, car solution for blending your coffee. Either way if stirring your coffee for 3 seconds just drives you absolutely insane the this could be the product you have been waiting for. $19.

Breville Single-Serve Coffeemaker

Breville Single-Serve Coffeemaker
Want a good cup of joe without having to brew an entire pot? The Breville Single-Serve Coffeemaker allows you to do that with either disposable capsules or grinds of your favorite coffee. It has a water filtration system to ensure that your coffee is clean and pure. There’s also a convenient timer to make sure you don’t burn your place down, doofus. It also comes with 18 disposable coffee capsules. $300.

Handpresso

Handpresso Espresso Maker
Handpresso is a purely portable espresso maker for you busy beatniks. All you do is pump it up, fill it with hot water, and then dump in your coffee then you’re good to go. $145 / €100.

Cuisinart Grind & Brew Coffee Maker

Cuisinart Grind & Brew Coffee MakerCuisinart stepped up the coffee making game with its Cuisinart Grind & Brew Coffee Maker. It grinds your coffee beans, brews the grinds for you, and distributes the fresh ground joe to right into the pot.

It comes programmable with a preset timer. And what beats the quality of a Cuisinart (especially at a discount)? You get what you pay for, but this baby generally will run you about $150 more than current price. $200.

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