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Now you wont have to worry about doing the wench next door with this handy Condom Caddy. It comes with the retro-inspired romance novel cover “The Good Times of a Bad Girl,” and can be carried in pockets, purses and on nightstands, with room for three condoms and doubles as a pill case. $30.

Weirdly enough, there’s a case for everything including condoms. The Kenneth Cole condom holder stay safe all around with unique, compact carrying case. It is a bi-folding leather holder that has two pockets to keep a good amount of protection on you when you’re feeling a little spunky and need some for your monkey. $50.