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Believe what you want about Dell Computers, whether you think they’re reliable or prepackaged zombie computers laden with Windows rubbish. Truth is, not all of us can afford Macs. But, with the Dell Studio Hybrid Desktop Computers, it’s all of the sudden hip to own a Dell (er… kind of). We’re very partial to the bamboo version; just one of seven choices for aesthetics. The inside is actually more interesting though with an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, up to 4GB of RAM, Wi-Fi, optional Tv Tuner, and optional Blu Ray optical drive. Eco-friendly materials and settings (70% less energy consumption than most other PCs) make the Dell Studio Hybrid the greenest consumer desktop PC. $500+. Read more »

Finally a man’s laptop, not some wussy fragile notebook… who are we kidding, we love those too. But, this Dell Latitude XFR D630 Laptop is made to withstand a beating. It can endure extreme temperatures, moisture, and altitudes. It comes with support for solid state drives, traditional hard drives with the shock-isolated mounting, a sealed keyboard protecting it from rain and dust, and an optional integrated resistive touch screen technology. You could probably shield bullets with it too. $3,900.