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Drink till you drop with this Chrome Liquor Dispenser. It holds your favorite potion and stands on a 6″ tall wooden frame, and is about the only 4-liter liquor keg that can hold a few bottles of your drink and remain fresh. This dispenser will definitely give your next party a real punch. Thanks to GearCrave. $60.

Throw a party this weekend with the 6 Gallon beverage dispenser. The dispenser was designed for mixing and serving concentrated drinks but the bucket would be alot better for booze. It’s made from impact resistant polyethylene, has 6 gallons of storage, a built-in spigot, and standard/metric graduations printed on the side. $35.

What’s a bar area without a beer dispenser? This compact beer dispenser has a standard mini keg that stores up to 5 liters, thermo-electric cooling for surely but silent beer cooling. Now you can feel like the sloppy, lazy, drunk that you truly are anytime you want just like Homer Simpson does at Moe’s Tavern minus the annoying bartender! $314.