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Any pirate can appreciate these poison flasks. They come with an aluminum flash with screw-on top and clip, and skull and crossbones design. Now you can get just as drunkin as a pirate or better by getting your endless fill of your Jack Daniels or vodka. $10.

Do you constantly find yourself dropping your beer at parties especially when you’re wasted? Well here’s a great solution called the beer handle. It comes in several colors and holds your beer securely in place so you can walk around and carry it without it slipping away from your hand. Now you can walk around drunk with your beer all you want. $10.

1800 Select Silver Tequila is claimed as “the world’s smoothest 100 proof, 100 percent Agave super premium Tequila.” The tequila comes packaged in a big glass bottle with a glass stopper that doubles as a shot glass. It is double-distilled for clarity and blended with a touch of aged tequila. $35.