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Have you ever wished you, your bartender or your buddies can have the amazing power of filling up ten pints of beer in ten seconds. TEN SECONDS! Fancy that. If you ever did, you are now looking at your new drinking buddy. The Scotsman Trufill Beverage Dispenser uses a one-of-a-kind cup that fills itself with your chosen beverage in lightning speed. It’s good when you just don’t have the patience to fill up every glass in a party. Or when you’re just too drunk to even care. Thanks to GearCrave for this one. $TBA.

To bag the babes, you need two things: chemistry and cocktails. Chemistry because you wouldn’t want to hook-up with someone you don’t quite hit it off with, and cocktails for extra back-up. With this Cocktail Chemistry Set, your problems are over. Impress your date and feel like a mad scientist while you concoct drinks using these babies. Need I say more? $40.

The Skybar Wine System is a wine bar for your home that has 3 separate wine cooling chambers. Each chamber can be adjusted to a temperature of your choosing, or it can be set to one of nine presets. The wine will stay fresh in here for up to days and will always be readily available to be poured from the spout. $1,000.

We’ve all been to the party where the host will start talking and completely forget about the fact that the wine is sitting out getting warm. No longer a problem, with the Ravi wine cooler. The cooler attaches at the top of the bottle of wine and cools the wine on the way out, which is much more effective than just chilling the bottle. The real innovative part, however is that the cooling system is made from the same materials used during fermentation, so the taste is 100% true and unaltered. I predict a new trend in wine culture, as we move closer and closer to a digital world. $50.

Ever had one of those drinks that doesn’t even taste like it’ll get you drunk…then wham! Hangar One’s Raspberry Vodka will hit you like that linebacker you never saw with its natural raspberry flavor from upper Washington state. It’s gotta be one of those drinks that all of us guys love but will never admit to. Hey, we don’t always have to grind out a buzz with some disgusting firewater. We can enjoy a nice refreshing raspberry infused delight without acting like we’re drinking cranberry juice(think The Departed). You can pick up a bottle while they last, we won’t tell anyone, nancy boy. $35.

This Mini Fridge-Warmer is perfect for lunch at the office. Hot pizza and cold bee…. ahem soda, all in one. The digital thermostat keeps you updated on the tempatures, and this thing chills to 44 degrees and heats up to 140 degrees. This portable unit even features an adapter for your car for long road trips. $100.

This bottle from Nalgene holds up to 32 ounces of your favorite hot or cold liquid. So what? Alot of containers can do that, so what’s so special about this one? Well Nalgene is known for making the “unbreakable water bottle”. I used to use this bottle on rock climbing trips and have dropped it 100+ feet, and it definitely lives up to it’s reputation. In the rare case that it does break, Nalgene offers a lifetime warranty, and you’ll have a hard enough time breaking one, nevermind two. $10.

Gary Vaynerchuk’s 101 Wines is an excellent guide for newbies who learn about wine or for experienced drinkers who look for new wines. Every wine identified in the book represents a lesson in a glass, complete with the technical notes, availability, and the story behind the vintage and flavors. You can also watch the video of Gary Vaynerchuk who talk about his new book. Watch the video after the jump. $13.

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