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Were the 3 cups of coffee 2 Monsters and a Rockstar not enough to satisfy your caffeine craving? Well the only thing left to wake you up short of a hit of speed could possibly be this assortment of caffeine candies and gum. This sampler comes with 8 different types of sweets, all packed to the brim with that sweet caffeine. Ultra portable you can take these anywhere and pop a couple when your feeling drowsy. Just keep a couple extra on hand for the crash. $20.

Admittedly, this product is a little weird. Weird, however has never stopped us before. It’s not so much weird actually as it is counter-productive, since if you have a free hand to press a button, then you should be able to stir your coffee. Perhaps it was released as an on the go, car solution for blending your coffee. Either way if stirring your coffee for 3 seconds just drives you absolutely insane the this could be the product you have been waiting for. $19.

How often have you had both, the need for portable storage while at the same needing to crack open a fresh cold beer? Well up until now this problem required two separate solutions, but now we bring you a portable USB flash drive on one end, with a bottle opener on the other end, to bring your drinking and data storage issues to a close. This flash drive comes in 1-16 GB models so it will hold any size file, and the bottle opener will certainly any size beer. $12-88.

In Japan, they sell whiskey without the “E”, but everything else is just as bit as good as any other whiskey you have tried. Suntory, is the maker of the most popular Japanese whiskey, and should be added to your list of things to try. The two varieties come in a 12 and 18 year old version. The 12 year old is mellow and smells of honey and dried fruit, while the 18 year old is fuller, tastes a little spicy and cherry-like and has a toffee aroma. Both are very good for drinking with dinner. $45-120.

If you find the process of adding condiments to your burgers or hot dogs to be a boring task, then spice up your next party with this condiment gun. You can load it up with condiment cartridges and then proceed to shoot it onto your grilled items. If you buy more than one, your next cookout could quickly turn into a ketchup and mustard shootout. Thanks to The Bachelor Guy for this one. $30.