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If you just so love puzzles, shapes and style, and are not impressed by the idea of putting all your stuff in one large storage area where they get all jumbled up, this is the Transformer Shelf at your service. It has multiple storage units where you can sort your stuff: cosmetics, stationery, etc. without taking up much space. Change the arrangement and you have one customized shelf; don’t get confused however with its labyrinthine racks. Oh, wait, has anybody seen my keys? $TBA.

What a great gift for any of your nautical neighbors. It probably won’t help all that much if your house were to flood, but it’s perfect for kicking your feet up at night and dreaming of the open waters. It comes complete with mini oars, to make it feel more authentic as well. If you really intend on trying to ride it, please test it in a pool though first (our legal department made us say that). $400.

If you spend too much time with your computer for gaming or work, then you might need the Pro Gaming Table. This multi function table offers the multi-tiered design to fit all of your gaming peripherals, up to three 21-inch LCD monitors, printer, etc. $379.

If you always need the time and want a table that shows you the time, then this 24ct bespoke table from Goldstriker might be a perfect considering it shows you the time with a large LED display. Thing is, it’s shaped like a nice gold watch for a freakin’ giant. How cool is that? Pretend you climbed a beanstalk to get to your own home, and of course drink your coffee on a giant watch every morning. $43,000.

Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night and can’t see the time? You wont have to worry anymore with this giant LED clock that not only serves as a clock, but doubles as several shelves to put all your stuff and books in for better organization.

Most guys of course love football, so why not get a piece of furniture for your loft or living room. It features a traditional football on a light green football field base, a brushed steel finish pole, and an off-white lamp shade with light green trim. This football lamp has loads of personality and will be about the only lamp you wont mind buying to replace your wife’s flower lamp when the boys are over. $80.

Need a cheap and easy bed for the guest room? Or maybe you’re sick of your current lumpy mattress and want a quick fix. Well this queen size bed includes a pump which pumps the bed full of air very quickly, and when fully pumped, it stands at a full 22 inches, which makes you feel like your in a real bed. The bed can be stored inside a duffel bag, packaged along with the bed, for easy portability. Self inflating girlfriend not included. $48.

Pimp out your dining area with this interlock furniture glassing dining table. It features a birch plywood base with interlocking frames for support and serves as the centerpiece with a frame inspired by classic Asian architecture. It also has a separate line of chairs in case you don’t have ones that match. $1,350.