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The Maxtor Central AXIS 7200 RPM NAS boasts 1TB of storage capacity (plenty for your pr0n collection…maybe), DLNA compliance and HTTP-based interface for multi-user remote access. The Maxtor Central Axis will be available this July. $330.

Store all your precious pr0n files as well as transfer them easily with the new ClickFree HD700 hard drive. The great part about this baby is that it doesn’t require “one touch backup”. It features a 4.52- x 0.67- x 2.99-inch enclosure with a 120GB 5400RPM SATA drive. The HD700 is USB 2.0-capable, doesn’t require an extra power source, and starts right away when plugged into your Windows-based computer. $169.