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The Wellgems Midnight Edition Steam Spa will bring you to a new level of luxury shower experience. The steam spa features 19 bath jets, 12 body shower jets, a waterfall faucet, two seats, LCD touch-screen controls, a fog-free mirror, two handheld shower heads, an MP3 system with remote control, luxury lighting, and more. $7,000.

If you spend too much time with your computer for gaming or work, then you might need the Pro Gaming Table. This multi function table offers the multi-tiered design to fit all of your gaming peripherals, up to three 21-inch LCD monitors, printer, etc. $379.

If you are a true Star Wars movie fan, then you should buy the Limited Edition Darth Vader Bronze Statue. Designed by Lawrence Noble, the statue measures 4 feet tall and weights 150 lbs. Each bronze statue is also received an individualized patina, making each piece a unique work of art. $18,000.

Wow, what a design. Get inside the head of the lamp’s designer, Alexander Lervik, since this lamp was designed to be a direct replica of his brain, taken from an MRI scan at Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm. Then using a 3D printer we get this conversation piece, sure to start some talk at your next party. So use your head and check this thing out.

If you’re a regular Plunder Guide reader, which of course you should be, then your pad is probably decked out with the latest gadgets and gizmos. An empty house can be an open invitation to robbers, so check out this new product that will make your house appear like someone is home, while it’s actually vacant. It displays a series of lights, that constantly change, to make it look like an ever-changing tv picture. Don’t leave home without it. $40.

The Travelmate portable fireplace is the latest product from German design firm Conmoto. Weighing in at 55 pounds, this portable fireplace requires a small refillable Bio-Ethanol fuel tank to burn for about 2.5 to 3.5 hours. $3300. Read more »

The XXL Mayan Hammock is perfect for the summer season. It will hold the entire family or just hog it all to yourself. The hammock can hold up to 800 pounds, which means it can deal with the extra pressure should your lounging lead to more strenuous activity. I’m sure this Jumbo Mayan Hammock is more comfortable than regular rope hammocks. $85.

If you are a wine lover, you might need this 3-bottle Wine Saver Pro. The brushed stainless-steel unit works by “replacing the wine dispensed from a completely sealed bottle with argon, an inert gas twice as dense as oxygen, which forms a barrier between the wine and any air in the bottle that maintains the wine’s true flavor and aroma to the last drop.” It’s compatible with any standard 750ml wine bottle. Argon canisters are sold separately. $600.