Beer Holder Tee

If you had a pint for every time somebody utters the phrase ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’, then you’d probably be dead by now. The most overused cliche in the history of beer goggles is now in t-shirt form, with a little [...]

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5318008 Calculator Tee

Before the age of high-definition everything, there was the humble eight-segment LCD display of the digital calculator. It accomplished a lot of things, like keep the taxman away and solve puzzling arithmetic problems. But it was also used for mischief, and those in the know, [...]

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Popular Demand Rose Bones

Swashbucklers like us always have a soft heart for crossed bones, even ones that are made or roses such as the one depicted on this shirt. Coming in from Popular Demand, the Rose Bones shirt puts a twist on the classic image. It could still [...]

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Panda Pirate

Looking to plunder and pillage all your bamboo is the Panda Pirate. Alright, he’s not really into that stuff, because look how cute is he, as depicted in this shirt. He may have replaced the cutlasses with stalks of grass but otherwise, he’s got that [...]

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Trig-Om-Nom-Etry

Pythagoras and Euclid would definitely be laughing in their graves once they find out the multitude of uses for their discoveries, without involving math whatsoever. The chomping yellow orb that we all love (depicted in the watch further below this post), is also the hero [...]

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Greetings From Australia Tee

The land down under has produced beautiful things and exceptional babes like the one featured below. But it seems like every other animal in the continent/country is out to murder us straight to hell. Name the deadliest creature on any list anywhere, whether on land [...]

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I’m Not Yelling Shirt

This might be the most used retort on Saturday or Sunday mornings. Being hungover means your drunk buddy is actually dehydrated and missing some brain cells, thanks to the liquid courage he’s ingested the night before. And because all his cylinders upstairs may not be [...]

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Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

Even in the darkest corners of the human psyche, humor can still be found. Jenny ‘The Bloggess‘ Lawson proves that in her book. Some things are better left forgotten, she believes, but those events are part of who we are and that’s the inspiration for [...]

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Bacon Element Tee

Quick check, what’s the first element on the periodic table? Call yourself a genius if you answered hydrogen. The framers of the original table of elements made a glaring mistake by leaving bacon out of it. We’re making amends now with this shirt. Technically, bacon [...]

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Dear Algebra Shirt

In the words of somebody wise (read: a poster in Facebook), an ‘ex’ is just somebody who isn’t worthy to be part of your life. Spoken like a true philosopher, right? But algebra ain’t havin’ none of that, and he still wants you to find [...]

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