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If you love the design and interface of the iPhone so much that you want to rest your drink on it, then you can either buy multiple iPhones and keep replacing them when condensation sets in, or you can check out these iPhone drink coasters. They come in various icons of applications used on the iPhone and anyone who walks into your living room will immediately know your a strong iPhone supporter. $60.

For anybody who want a little more protection than those cheesy iPhone cases, here’s a more manly and rugged approach by Speck. The ToughSkin 3G features a thick, rubberized exterior, a hinged bottom and along with a holster and swivel belt clip so you can carry it everywhere. $35.

If you’re one of those hipsters who had to get an iPhone 3G, then this cover for it is also an essential accessory. The SwitchEasy CapsuleRebel iPhone 3G looks simply awesome with its two part hybrid case with a soft inside case and a hard Lexan® outer shell. All that hoopla aside, it looks freakin’ tight and only adds to the ‘coolness’ factor of you iPhone 3G. Hell, it might even get you some action around the club scene; just pretend to be on your phone and act important. $25. Read more »

For those of you with iPhones, Colorware has their patented coloration process available for the iPhone 3G. You can now pick any combination of the 35 colors. However, you cannot purchase a handset directly from Colorware but through a send-in-and-wait service that is fast and dependable. $150.

How about some awesome looking speakers that can give your iPhone crisp sound as well as filter out that nasty TDMA interference that drives speakers (and listeners) berserk? The DLO iPhone speakers are compatible for your other iPods in addition to the iPhone. It also transforms your iPhone into a speaker phone. Pretty cool. $50.

The iPhone just got a capacity upgrade and a price increase to boot. Well at least it holds more data now. You need to sign up with AT&T to get it, which sucks but might be worth it for you hipsters. $500.

Here’s some protection for your iPhone that’s not only lightweight, it’s stylish. Cork has so many uses these days; wine bottles, dart boards, baseball bats, and now iPhones. The Elan Form case from Griffin is just the retro look your iPhone needs. $18.

This Squid iPhone Case looks more like a phallic symbol to us than a squid, but that might just be our dirty pirate minds at work. Feel protected as you slip your (iPhone) unit into this tight velvety sheath. Yeah, we’re hopeless… But at least the iPhone Case does the job! $25.