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Protect your laptop with this sturdy laptop bag from Cocaine Mule (strange name huh?). The bag features clean lines (not those kinds of lines!) and premium materials, a tough canvas shell, padding on all sides and printed cotton lining, adjustable webbed strap with logo detail and a logo patch in the front. $45. Read more »

Go to work in style with the Triple Five Soul’s Newbury Laptop case. It’s made of faux-croc in white and black giving your laptop a more upscale look without being too flashy. Be the talk of the office today for $62.

Here is a cool looking laptop sleeves that offers neoprene construction and three external slip pockets to carry a mouse, portable drive, power cords, etc. $45.

Finally a man’s laptop, not some wussy fragile notebook… who are we kidding, we love those too. But, this Dell Latitude XFR D630 Laptop is made to withstand a beating. It can endure extreme temperatures, moisture, and altitudes. It comes with support for solid state drives, traditional hard drives with the shock-isolated mounting, a sealed keyboard protecting it from rain and dust, and an optional integrated resistive touch screen technology. You could probably shield bullets with it too. $3,900.

The Any Source Bluetooth Speaker System allows you to link any of your bluetooth devices to play on the speakers, be it your laptop, iPod, cell phone, PDA, or whatever. That’s pretty handy for the wireless age. It also has an RCA cable for your stone age non-bluetooth devices. Sony is also coming out with something similar, but it’s not out yet. $260.

The Burton Mess Pack Wool Messenger is a heavy-duty felt bag that not only safely carries your goods, but it also looks pretty sweet in a World War II sort of way. So whether you’re immersed in trench warfare or n a concrete jungle, this bag does the job for you. $80.

Lamborghini is partnering up with Asus to make this slick VX 1 Laptop, which comes with 1GB of DDR2 SDRAM, a 120 GB Hard Drive, dual-layer DVD±R/RW burning, and a NVidia GeForce Go 7400 Graphics Processor with 256MB of memory. The price? not cheap at $3267 US. The Lamborghini VX 1 Laptop releases at the end of April.