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Drink till you drop with this Chrome Liquor Dispenser. It holds your favorite potion and stands on a 6″ tall wooden frame, and is about the only 4-liter liquor keg that can hold a few bottles of your drink and remain fresh. This dispenser will definitely give your next party a real punch. Thanks to GearCrave. $60.

Ever had one of those drinks that doesn’t even taste like it’ll get you drunk…then wham! Hangar One’s Raspberry Vodka will hit you like that linebacker you never saw with its natural raspberry flavor from upper Washington state. It’s gotta be one of those drinks that all of us guys love but will never admit to. Hey, we don’t always have to grind out a buzz with some disgusting firewater. We can enjoy a nice refreshing raspberry infused delight without acting like we’re drinking cranberry juice(think The Departed). You can pick up a bottle while they last, we won’t tell anyone, nancy boy. $35.

Get crunk with an extremely limited super-premium bourbon, Wild Turkey American Spirit Bourbon. It’s a 100-proof, 15-year-old bourbon whiskey in an awesome bottle, with a commemorative box. It’s sure to go down smooth and make women more attractive. Look for it soon.