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Admittedly, this product is a little weird. Weird, however has never stopped us before. It’s not so much weird actually as it is counter-productive, since if you have a free hand to press a button, then you should be able to stir your coffee. Perhaps it was released as an on the go, car solution for blending your coffee. Either way if stirring your coffee for 3 seconds just drives you absolutely insane the this could be the product you have been waiting for. $19.

This Nuance Thermo Mug by Marcus Vagnby is made of porcelain and comes in your choice of black or white, and is built from a double walled porcelain. The result is that you’ll have your coffee or warm beverage hot and cool enough to carry with you. $34.