We know this product is extremely geeky, and almost useless, since just about everybody these days has a cell phone, and every cell phone has a calculator, but we really dig the nostalgia factor in this watch. I remember using one of these to cheat on math tests, and making up simple equations to make the answer spell out “boobs”. No wonder I don’t have a real job. $55.
This is the perfect pen for those that take cheating seriously, and have more money than work ethic. The pen connects to your cell phone, just like a regular Bluetooth headset, and with the assistance of a super small hidden earpiece, you can have all the answers you need relayed to you. 239€.
We’re not quite sure what to think about this one. An air conditioned shirt sounds like a great idea for those hot days outside, but this one is powered by your USB port, which tethers you to your computer. Maybe it could come in handy if you tend to get all hot and bothered at your computer looking at the Plunder Girls. $214.
If you ever get a group of especially squeemish guests crashing at your pad, this would be the perfect thing to roll out to get some early morning screams going. This bath mat has patterned blood splattered on it and even a couple bloody footprints. Who knows you may even get the extra polite guest, who thinks it’s her fault and spends half of the morning trying to get the stains out. $21.
If you’re trying to get a rise out of your guests at your next party or gathering, you might try out these Death Chill Ice Cubes, sure to at the very least start some interesting conversations. Each ice cube is shaped like a human skull and has a human spine attached to help stir the drink. $TBA.
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Perfect to break out with a bottle of whiskey and your hunting buddies, are these animal head shot glasses. You can choose from a rhinoceros, moose, deer or bear, depending on your favorite hunting season, and they will all balance when turned upside down. They are rumored to be able to hold candles as well, but i’m not sure how you would do a shot, if theres a candle in it. $32.
So this little grappling hook may not be able to support your body weight, but it’s still pretty cool. The barb unscrews out of its housing and easily fits into your pocket. Try using it to fetch objects from across the room. $21.
