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I can say this Victorinox SwissChamp XLT is the king of all Swiss Army knives, it’s much more handy than than crap MacGyver had! Albeit, it’s much bigger, too. Measuring 4.5 inch x 2 inch x 1.5 inch and weighing 9 oz., it comes with a total of 50 tools that you can bring in your pocket. $150.

For those who like outdoor activity, they might need the CREE LED Brightness Mini Camping Light from Brando to accompany them. The Mini LED Camping Light offers three light modes including 100% Light-up, 50% Light-up and Flashing Light. The lamp requires four AAA batteries and measures 12.8 cm height. $29.

Convenience and hedonism together again! The Portable Hammock allows you to set up and nap within seconds. It comes with a shoulder strap carrying case and holds up to 250 pounds of manly laziness. 250 pound support won’t hold two normal sized people, though. So if you’re planning to get frisky, you’ll still have to lay out a towel or blanket. All-together it weighs only 28 pounds, so it’s perfect for camping, picnics, tailgates, extra guests, vagabondism, etc. $110. Read more »

This special piece for you outdoor adventurer’s is said to make 50 pounds feel like a feather. I know feathers can also weigh 50 pounds, but you get the point. It’s able to do this with its pivoting suspension system which redirects the weight around your body evenly, kind of flowing like Chi. That’s the main draw if it… the adjustable pivoting system, but it also holds up to 4,638 cubic inches and comes with your typical backpack pockets and compartments. Essentially, it’s a backpack for avid backpackers. $270.

We all know that when you go camping, you rarely have the means to shower, especially without an RV. So here’s the next best thing to one; the Sea to Summit Pocket Shower. The bag is made of polyurethane and nylon and holds up to 10 liters of water. It collapses into a tiny pocket sized pack. Worried about having enough warm water? Well the black fabric of the Pocket Shower absorbs heat so you should probably stick it out in the sun for a bit before showering. Now you’ll never have to wash in the river again. $25.

Enjoy a good ol August camping trip with this base camp 6 tent by REI. It’s a basic dome tent featuring a fitted rain fly and entryway keeping you dry, mesh fabric on the main tent and heat exhaust holes on the rain fly preventing it from overheating on those hot Summer days. $360.

Behold the ultimate kayak! This awesome Trak Kayak features three hydraulic jacks that add or reduce tension on the body allowing the kayak to better accomodate you. When you need more speed, you simply lie it flat and can increase the maneuverability by bending the bow as well as left or right for defense against bad weather conditions such as strongs winds. $4,900.

The Denali 5-Piece Outdoor Utility & Emergency Kit is great for camping, backpacking, roadtripping, late night homicides, etc. If you’re not someone who’s into one of the previously mentioned hobbies, then this prduct won’t do much for you. But, for you adventurous types out there, this kit has just about everything you need. It comes with a tilting-head flashlight, shovel, hatchet, saw, pliers, and even a bottle opener to crack open a beer after the ditch has been dug and the dirt has been shoveled. See all the features and more pictures after the break. $42. Read more »