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Bic and Orange France are collaboration on the first ever, disposable phone. This pre-charged phone, with pre-activated sim card is ready to go right out of the package, and includes 60 free minutes. Of course it can be reloaded with additional minutes though. Just like a disposable camera, this phone is very basic, used only for phone calls and texting, but could be a perfect solution if you find yourself on vacation and without cell service. This phone is releasing in both Lime Green and Citrus Orange, on August 7th in France. 49€.

The beverage company Budweiser has created the new Budweiser phone. The phone comes jam packed with a push-button keypad on its bottom. All you need to do is plug it into any available phone port and you can make a phone call. It’s an official Budweiser product. £6.

Most of us guys have a little Homer Simpson within us. So why not embrace it by having an animated Homer phone?

Homer naps until the phone rings, in which case he comes alive and shouts one of six Homer-isms. Just keep the donuts on the other side of the room. $44.