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According to the MySpace account of Arizona State University Biology Major Corin Riggs:

“I will not do nude photography or porn, there are no exceptions! Do not email me about it and do not think that by offering me alot of money you can sway my decision, because you can’t. Don’t pull the, … but you did playboy card either because they are a LEGIT, RESPECTED, and WELL-KNOWN company and taking nude photographs for every Dick and Jane who asks is not my style - I keep it classy.”

That’s some bad news there, but we’re still crossing our fingers that someone can sway this beautiful former Playboy Coed of the Week into posing nude again, just for kicks because that medical career will more than pay the bills. This girl has definitely got all the tools to get you on the examination table without any argument.

Hit the slopes in style this winter with Burton and some Playboy Bunnies. These four snowboards each feature a different Playboy Model from the 80’s, with a different picture for the bottom and top. Just don’t get distracted on your way down the mountain. $430.

Ever wanted to know who each and every centerfold was from the very first issue? Now you can see over 600 beauties with this picture book. It displays every centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to the present! This collectors edition book comes complete with a velvet-lined briefcase with combination locks. This book is essential “reading” for any guy with a healthy pair. $315.

Playboy: The Celebrities might be your best present for this holiday. The book is filled with over 150 photographs from some of the magazine’s most famous subjects, including Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour, Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Debbie Harry, and Marilyn Monroe.