Nobody will mistake you for carrying a man-purse when they see this Heritage Grip Bag from Puma, unless they want to get choked to death. The handle alone of the bag is enough to scare the metrosexual away for miles. Classically-styled, the bag has a two-way zip opening, polyester lining, and a distressed Puma logo for the added rugged look. Antique hardware and studs further enhance the macho image. $120.

Itching for a fashion accessory but afraid of looking soft? Then why not try on of these Paracord Survival Bracelets if you don’t mind the 1″ width and the manliest of manly appearances. Looks like an innocent cotton bracelet but unraveled, it turns into 15 to 20 feet of 550-pound parachute cord, depending on your wrist size. Great for emergencies where you need to tie things up quickly (just use your imagination). After use, just send your bracelet to the vendors along with your survival story and they’d gladly rewind the cord for you. Several buckles are available to lock your bracelet, including a plastic cliplock, a stainless steel shackle, and will come in lanyard form as well. $18+.