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Just like certain points in history, grooming is an everyday part of a man’s life. The Philips Norelco Professional Bodygrooming System is the second to come out in the series and promises you a good groom. The wireless trimmer works both in wet and dry conditions, and what do you know, the blades are even self-sharpening. The most important trick this tool has to offer is the ultra sensitive trimming comb. For those hard to reach areas. $50.

Here’s a superb shaver by Mangroomer that can shave both long and short body hair as well as trouble areas no matter if the skin is wet or dry. The shaver also comes with a trimmer/foil blade design, quick recharging battery, adjustable lengths, and a non-slip rubber grip. $40.

Get rid of that rusty 5′ O Clock shadow with this USB-powered electric shaver! We all know that the office look consists of a clean shaven face, so why not get a shaver you can take to work and plug into your USB port. Get the raise you’ve been hoping for by giving yourself a presentable appearance. Just don’t get disappointed if your brown-noser co-worker gets your promotion =P. $20