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If you love iPods and The Simpsons, then these Limited Edition ‘Homer Tested’ iPods might be a cool option. It features song storage for music & video, custom laser etched licensed artwork. There is a limit of only 2000 in this exclusive limited series. You can also personalize this iPod by adding your name (up to 30 characters). Other features include earphones, USB 2.0 cable Dock adapter, polishing cloth, stand, quick start guide. iPod Classic, iPod Nano, iPod shuffle, and iPod touch all available. Doh! $90-$440. Read more »

Every dude out there has a little Homer Simpson in them. Why not embrace it by owning The Simpsons movie?

The reviews were pretty good and the writers who brought the show up were used as opposed to those who brought it down. It’s available on DVD or Blu-ray. $28.

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Most of us guys have a little Homer Simpson within us. So why not embrace it by having an animated Homer phone?

Homer naps until the phone rings, in which case he comes alive and shouts one of six Homer-isms. Just keep the donuts on the other side of the room. $44.