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Wear the very shoes that David Beckham is wearing at most of his games, or atleast pretty much. The Adidas Predator comes in a bright gold and clear upper without the leather unfortunately. Just don’t give up your hopes about becoming a soccer pro or scoring a date with Victoria. $200.

These retro Nike Air Max 1 running shoes are part of the Friendly Football pack dedicated to various football/soccer teams around the world. They feature a nice elephant print and some gloss blue trim. If you’re down with soccer like 90% of the world is, you might wanna grab these kicks. $100.