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I love cold beer. I love loud music. I also love things that combine two things that I already love. This beer cooler boombox packs an AM/FM radio with CD player, two 6″ x 9″ speakers, a 10″ subwoofer and 4 channel 600 watt amplifier, into a package that just screams, tailgate party. Just try not to spill beer on the electronics. $900.

Everyone and their mother is obsessed with the sleekest new accessories for their iPod, but our PlunderGuide readers aren’t just everybody, and they probably aren’t our mothers. So, take it back to the good old days of sitting around the radio, with this travel speaker for your iPod or any other portable music device. Of course it has speaker capabilities right up there with the best of any modern speaker, but this timeless design will never look tacky. $72.

Rock out on your laptop with Logitech’s Z-500 wireless notebook speaker. The Z-500 is compatible with Macs as well as PCs, while connecting to your computer with a wireless USB dongle, and most importantly rechargeable batteries that last 12 hours with only one charge. Perfect for your iPod when you need music to get you through some work. $200.

If you’re filthy rich, you’ll be able to grab the new Steinway Lyngdorf Model D Music System. It adopts RoomPerfect technology allowing the system to be adapted to the characteristics of any room or environment to provide perfect audio quality. The Model-D body consists of two seven-foot dipole loudspeaker towers, an integrated control center, and a CD player. It’s made by Steinway, the maker of those famous pianos, so it’ll show that you have class as well as impress the chicks. Thanks to our friends, Gear Crave, for this one. $150,000. Read more »

Hook your computer up with superb sound with the Air Vent speakers from LaCie designed by Neil Poulton. They feature smooth contours and a nice shape, and of course has USB connectivity. The speakers will be released in September for $60.

The Any Source Bluetooth Speaker System allows you to link any of your bluetooth devices to play on the speakers, be it your laptop, iPod, cell phone, PDA, or whatever. That’s pretty handy for the wireless age. It also has an RCA cable for your stone age non-bluetooth devices. Sony is also coming out with something similar, but it’s not out yet. $260.

How about some awesome looking speakers that can give your iPhone crisp sound as well as filter out that nasty TDMA interference that drives speakers (and listeners) berserk? The DLO iPhone speakers are compatible for your other iPods in addition to the iPhone. It also transforms your iPhone into a speaker phone. Pretty cool. $50.