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This tool makes a Swiss Army Knife look like a children’s toy. This thing is capable of handling just about any problem that arises around the household by itself. The best part is that this little tool can fold up to fit in the palm of your hand, and it has a spot for quick release keychain access. $13.

I can say this Victorinox SwissChamp XLT is the king of all Swiss Army knives, it’s much more handy than than crap MacGyver had! Albeit, it’s much bigger, too. Measuring 4.5 inch x 2 inch x 1.5 inch and weighing 9 oz., it comes with a total of 50 tools that you can bring in your pocket. $150.

Here’s the perfect gift for you campers who can’t go without your laptops. The Victorinox Swiss Memory USB holds 2GB and comes with an LED light, scissors, a nail file with screwdriver tip, and a 2-inch blade so airline use is definitely out of the question, buddy. $100.