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Bentley makes watches together with Breitling. Watches that are just for those who are oh-so-rich. The Breitling For Bentley 6.75 has a chronograph mechanism and is equipped with a “large aperture” calendar. It comes in a choice steel, or yellow gold, as well as having a limited edition rose gold. It is available at authorized retailers. Looking at the time has seldom been more expensive. $6,620.

Do you sleep with numbers on your mind? Do you think that equations are the most fascinating things on earth? Even if you don’t (but it is better if you do) you can effectively show off a math nerdy-nerdy attitude with Fortis IQ blackboard watch. This collaboration watch by Fortis watch brand and designer Rolf Sachs features glow-in-the-dark hands and math doodles over a green face. $1,050.

This tool makes a Swiss Army Knife look like a children’s toy. This thing is capable of handling just about any problem that arises around the household by itself. The best part is that this little tool can fold up to fit in the palm of your hand, and it has a spot for quick release keychain access. $13.

I can say this Victorinox SwissChamp XLT is the king of all Swiss Army knives, it’s much more handy than than crap MacGyver had! Albeit, it’s much bigger, too. Measuring 4.5 inch x 2 inch x 1.5 inch and weighing 9 oz., it comes with a total of 50 tools that you can bring in your pocket. $150.

The Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Squelette shows some serious class with its 43mm 18kt rose gold case, AR-coated sapphire crystal, and sapphire display back. It’s water resistant to 50 meters. The watch’s movement is hand-wind ML134 caliber, and it’s hand-decorated with 17 jewels. If you’re looking for a ‘jellyfish’ Swiss watch that’s a little more bourgeois than you high-school Swatch, this might be the watch for you.

It’s actually kind of cool looking. This adjustable power & adjustable water using humidifier starts steaming in under 3 minutes and lets you know when it needs more water. Enjoy cleaner air with the Swiss Hot Steam Humidifier this Winter, in style. $100.