Now we’ll know exactly what these alien invaders are feeding on and maybe we can catch up on some of the technology that they possess. The Threadless Tees shirts depict two scientists performing an autopsy on one of the captured Space Invaders. Let’s hope they finish quickly before the invaders call for backup. $18.
Jam all day, all night, anywhere, and everywhere without having to lug around an instrument. The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt goes perfectly with the wearable drum shirt for all your jamming needs. Crank the provided mini-amp to 11 and start strumming. Buttons on the fretboard within the shirt corresponds to 14 major chord patterns so you can start rocking even without the slightest idea of how to properly fret. The kit comes with two magnetic picks that recognize your strumming patterns. Channel your inner Page, Plant, or Hendrix and look good while doing it. $30.
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So you’ve heard of the latest meteor shower resulting from Earth’s passing on Halley’s Comet’s trail? Meh. That’s right, if you think that the early morning light show from a comet that passes every 76 years is just another activity, then this shirt’s for you. Printed on black shirt, the word is something you may have uttered one too many times if you’re stuck in a dead-end job. $16.
While you may look like an ordinary, average, everyday dude when the sun’s up, you can look rad when the sun goes down or when the lights dim without changing your wardrobe. The Rock On, Rock Off T-Shirt is designed with an ordinary Bic-style lighter in the ‘off’ position when the bright lights are up. But when the house starts rocking, the lighter glows in the dark, showing a flame and some devil horns to get you in the moment of pure rocking bliss. Available also for the dudettes who share your same passion. $18.
There are so many reasons to love chocolate and an equal number of reasons to fear it. Certain slight cases of death have been attributed to this heavenly snack but we still favor it over chopped liver right? Celebrate the double-edged treat by this shirt. The Death by Chocolate T-Shirt is printed on American Apparel and of course, it’s colored brown.
Ever wonder what happened to the remains of the casualties of the Clone Wars? Some may suspect that George Lucas may be hiding it somewhere in his dungeon, waiting for the right time for re-deployment. He would have had those droid parts inside recycle bins, as illustrated in this T-shirt. The attraction of the Dark Side may be strong but the Green Side compels you to be a responsible droid purveyor and mind all the resources at your disposal. $15.
Before the iPod, the iPhone, or even the iMac, there was this little Apple that featured a mouse and a graphical user interface. Those born before the Reagan administration will remember the first Macintosh personal computer, as illustrated in this t-shirt. Wear this shirt and profess to the rest of the world that you’ve seen how computers have changed over the years and that you haven’t forgetten your roots. These may be dinosaurs by today’s computing standards but these little machines paved the way for all your high-tech gimmickry. $18.
