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Venture back to that refreshing wilderness that we’re all familiar with in the Mount Morningwood T-Shirt. Yes, surely we’ve all experienced those fresh mornings where we pitched a tent in the middle of the night. This t-shirt pays homage to the lovely experience of the 9am testosterone peak. $18.
This new T-Shirt from Secret Society just emits the New York State of Mind. The fingerprint, the pyramid, etc. is not just for Hip-Hop youth, but also for you rich Illuminati out there who just wanna be stylish when you’re not taking over the world. Pick these up because they won’t last a New York Minute. $30.
These Land Cruiser T-Shirts have loads of personality, especially for the adventurous type. It’ll help you in a bumpy ride, or in the back seat. Have this on when you’re out gallivanting in the wilderness with some native women or just your average frustrated soccer mom. Check out the Safari, Fuji, Panama, and Angus versions after the break. $18.
Here’s a pretty sick t-shirt from Brown Sound. It’s an upside down tree with birds flocking to it. The green and brown make the Brown Sound Fly Lower Tee pretty earthy and fresh. $28.
You have to be a fan of ‘The Princess Bride’ to appreciate this item. The shirt has a name tag that states,”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” …Spoken almost as well as Mandy Patinkin. If you have six fingers on your right hand, you’d better run because you know a dagger to the breadbasket won’t stop this guy! $17.
For all you sneaker addicts out there, Nike gave you something new to gobble up. The Nike Junkie Dunk T-Shirt features a Nike Dunk High on the front with the word Junkie under it. Straightforward enough. $32.
Take innuendo back to the old school with the Nintendo “I’d Hit That!” T-Shirt. You don’t necessarily have to go head first into things like Mario did, but let the ladies know that you’re money and that you wanna party. $22.
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