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This racing inspired watch is the latest bad boy from Tag Heuer. The Tag Heuer SLR Calibre S features 1/100th of a second flyback chronograph, 20 lap storage and indication for your racing needs. Just keep your eye on the road and not your badass watch.

Tag Heuer, your favorite Swiss watch company a la Tiger Woods has come up with a pair of glasses that improve your nighttime motoring. The Tag Heuer Night Vision Glasses reduce glare from oncoming vehicles, etc. But, what’s better than that is they make you look super-cool as you drive up to the curb to pick up on drunk chicks at 2am.

TAG Heuer has given us a taste of awesome with their new watch, the TAG Heuer Aquaracer Calibre S Regatta. It features intuitive chronograph legibility with tenth-of-a-second precision, perpetual calendar to 2099. The Calibre S has three modes: Hour, Chrono and Regatta. The Regatta mode serves as a countdown geared towards boat racing. The case is 41mm stainless steel. So whether you actually own a yacht or just want the chicks to think you do, this watch should be able to reel them in. $2350.