Avast! If ye be new to this vessel, partake in the lootin' with our Arrrrh! S.S. (RSS), Matey!

This is no girly Twisted Tea. Here we have a vodka liquor mix with southern sweet tea. This tea/vodka blend is still 70 proof, so strength is no issue, but the taste is still extremely smooth, somehow almost completely masking the taste of the liquor. This stuff is brewed up on Wadmalaw Island near Charleston, South Carolina. Thanks to our friend, The Bachelor Guy for this one. $TBA.

That’s right, it must be such an easy job that even a monkey can do it. Have an exquisite cup of tea that happens to be picked by trained tea-bagging tea-loving monkeys. We can’t attest to the tea being free of monkey droppings, but we can say that each package is about 28 servings of the finest loose tea you’ll ever taste. $25.