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Ever wanted to get drunk in the dark? Well Everglo has what you need with this vodka/tequila that comes with a glow-in-the-dark bottle. Not only does it have tequila, but they also added ginseng and caffeine so you’ll be alert while drunk and of course a melon flavor, and is 20 proof. $25.

1800 Select Silver Tequila is claimed as “the world’s smoothest 100 proof, 100 percent Agave super premium Tequila.” The tequila comes packaged in a big glass bottle with a glass stopper that doubles as a shot glass. It is double-distilled for clarity and blended with a touch of aged tequila. $35.