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If you are a traveler who needs the wristwatch that is able to display five different timezones at the same time, so the Diesel DZ9024 Watch might be the best answer for you. The watch comes with a stainless steel case, a black leather strap and offers a spot for New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris, and Tokyo. $550.

I think I should buy this Fire Bell Alarm Clock, so I will not wake up late anymore. The alarm clock comes in the form of a classic fire alarm. I am sure the Fire Bell alarm clock will not only wake you up, but also your neighbors. The alarm clock provides three settings with an 8 minute snooze function. Measuring 7inch x 6 inches, it requires two AA batteries (not included). $15.

Time has little meaning with the Whatever Wall Clock, because all of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock. You can place this 10 inch wall clock in a room in your house where you can go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouthed boss. It requires requires 1 AA battery (included) and can be mounted on any wall. It’s great for slackers, stoners, and other riff raff, even us pirates! $15.

Here’s something cool for fans of The Simpsons. This Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock features Homer’s eyes that follow a Duff beer bottle around. It could easily be a donut too, or chocolate, etc. The clock is officially licensed merchandise by 20th Century Fox, which probably ups the price by three fold. D’oh! $25.

Let’s take a look at this Matrix Cube Alarm Clock. I’m sure you’ll love this alarm clock and forget your standard ugly alarm clock. The Matrix Cube Alarm Clock displays time in a different way; the hours, minutes, and seconds are separated by their cubes. The cube are connected by thin ribbon cables. Each cube measures around 3.5 inches square. $35.

Anthony Dickens comes back with the spanking new timepiece. The Around Clock is a cylinder watch with numbers and markings that rotates to show the time as identified by the red wire. Available in white or black. 29€.

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Tokyoflash Japan has unveiled the Infection watch that features 27 multi-colored LEDs which “pulsate and move like cells across the curved face to present the time from beneath the attractive mirrored mineral crystal lens.” FYI, the 12 red LEDs indicate the hours, the 11 yellow LEDs show time progression in 5-minute increments, and the 4 green LEDs show single minutes. $134.