Skincando Combat-Ready Balm: Heal Everything
If a product is good enough for US soldiers fighting the war in Iraq, then it definitely is good enough for you armchair assassins or weekend warriors. This all-purpose salve cures everything… almost. Of course it can’t cure a bullet hole from an AK-47 or a gaping wound from an axe attack but it can put an end to razor burns, or more embarrassingly, jock itch. It can also heal minor cuts, bruises, insect bites, or burns. Made of beeswax, black tea, and grapefruit seed extract, the Skincando Combat-Ready Balm is organic and homemade. Grab this salve and get ready to be deployed! Or not.$25.
