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Page 3 Girl, Lucy Pinder is surely a sight for sore eyes and sore loins. The hugely endowed Lucy has been modeling for Sun Newspaper’s Page 3 for a while and finally opted to bare her large, natural breasts and show the world some of her best features, and she has a lot of them! You can buy posters, calendars, and even t-shirts with Lucy on them at her official website. All in all, Lucy seems to be a very friendly and down-to-earth. Plus, we love the British accent on a woman. Right, Guvnor?

If you haven’t heard of Isla Fisher yet, we feel sorry for you. This Aussie hottie of Scottish descent tingles our bollocks with her fiery red-headed sexiness. But, we have to give big ups to Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Borat) for landing Isla (they’re engaged). She played opposite Vince Vaughn in The Wedding Crashers and is showing up in a few films this year.

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Page 3 is nothing new, but most Americans are unaware that something so awesome exists across the pond. If you’re into buxom British babes, and you damn well should be, check out the Page 3 website and magazine.