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Keeping oneself from storing personal files in a computer just so nobody else can have access to it is never an option. For one (awesome) thing, there is this waterproof, highly credible GoldKey Security Key that promises a convenient file-locking system and a backup too, in case you lost your GoldKey. Just purchase a GoldKey “Master Key” and your files can be perfectly protected. Now, isn’t that brilliant? $130 .

Do you want to stand out amongst your friends? Do you want to have that sexy girl come near you? Perhaps this is what you need! The Limited Edition Solid GOLD Eloquence Pico-C USB flash drive will get you some 8GB of memory and you will have various skins to use like logos, and brands which are etched to the skin of the flash drive. I’d buy one now! $600.

While my eyes are already bad enough straining to stare at a big screen, I don’t think I could use this thing, but I’m sure some of our readers could. This LCD monitor is only 4.3 inches and is powered completely by USB so there is no worry of tangled wires like a normal monitor. $197.

The USB Real Thumb Drive is now available in 2GB memory capacity. The device provides USB 2.0 high speed data transfer and Hot-Swapped capability. Measuring 55mm x 24mm x 22mm and weighing 18grams, the flash drive works perfectly with Windows Vista, XP, 2000 and Mac OS. I think the USB Real Thumb Drive is perfect for Halloween gift. $20. Read more »

Hook your computer up with superb sound with the Air Vent speakers from LaCie designed by Neil Poulton. They feature smooth contours and a nice shape, and of course has USB connectivity. The speakers will be released in September for $60.

Measuring 60mm x 20mm x 10mm, the CINA USB Flash Drive comes with a white snowflake design. The device offers a 4GB memory capacity. You can pre-order this cool flash drive right now.

Get rid of that rusty 5′ O Clock shadow with this USB-powered electric shaver! We all know that the office look consists of a clean shaven face, so why not get a shaver you can take to work and plug into your USB port. Get the raise you’ve been hoping for by giving yourself a presentable appearance. Just don’t get disappointed if your brown-noser co-worker gets your promotion =P. $20

How would you like to convert your old cassette tapes into Mp3s? Not only does this deck sound decent when you connect through your USB; with the help of the included software, you can easily convert your audio cassettes into digital form for playback on iPod or copy on CD. Now this won’t make your tunes sound CD quality, but this is great for those obscure, hard-to-find classics you have in the garage collecting dust. Now you can bump those old school Freestyle and Electro hits and whip out your long lost Frampton collection for the ladies! $150.