Top 25 British Glamour Models

Now we know that there are a lot more than 25 hot British women to choose from, believe us, we had a hard enough time narrowing it down to just 25. We don’t know what they’ve got in the water over there, but it’s just great. That, plus the fact that they are much more relaxed as to what they can show in their magazines makes us very happy campers. See all of the Top 25 British Glamour Models.

Top 25 British Glamour Models (In No Particular Order)

Vikki Blows: But Won’t Kiss and Tell

Vikki makes the list for straying away from the mainstream with her punk look.

Danielle Bux: Don’t Make Dollars, Make Bux

Danielle Bux, because we love Milfs.

Karima Adebibe: Wants Your Joystick

For helping us picture all of our Lara Croft fantasies.

Danni Wells: Success Bound

Because she has aspirations of owning a model management agency and we like women with drive.

Danielle Lloyd: Miss Great Britain

Since her Miss Great Britain title was stripped after posing in Playboy, we think she deserves our award.

Kitty Lea: Innuendo Anyone?

Kitty Lea gets us hot and bothered just thinking about her getting naked at the back of the bus.

Jessica Jane Clement: Small Screen Starlet

Jessica Jane Clement makes our list for being brave enough to pose nude in Playboy at only 18.

Sammie Pennington: Hottest New Face

Sammie Pennington almost required 2 spaces on the list with those 32 E’s.

Roxanne McKee: Soap Opera Star

Roxanne McKee almost makes us want to start waching soap operas.

Seren Gibson: Hazel-eyed Honey

We think Seren Gibson is awesome because in her high school yearbook they dedicated a whole section to her boobs.

Keeley Hazell: British Mag Girl

Keeley Hazell, because she is too stunning to ignore.

Leilani Dowding: Half Filipina, Half English

Leilani Dowding now lives in LA, so she get’s extra cool points.

Abi Titmuss: What’s in a Name?

Abi Titmuss, because her name makes us giggle.

Jakki Degg: Voted Best Page 3 Girl

Jakki Degg was smart enough to win 15,000 pounds on Deal or No Deal, which is probably better than we could do.

Lindsey Strutt: Busty Brit Babe

For wearing her belt as a bra.

Sammy Braddy: Britain’s Best?

30 GG’s speak for themselves, and oh yeah, the girl has a really cute face, too.

Gemma Atkinson: Lady Peter Pan?

Because her flying around in a pair of tights sounds like a good show.

Rosie Jones: Straight A Student

Because after all the studying, she still looks hot.

Jennifer Ellison: Boobs and Beer

Because nothing goes better together than a babe, her boobs, and a beer.

Alice Goodwin: Alice in Wonderland

Alice Goodwin makes the list because she distracted us from the beautiful sunset in the background.

Katie Downes: Petite Page 3 Cutie

Katie Downes was nice enough to appear in a wet t-shirt in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, so we’re nice enough to add her to the list.

Gemma Massey: From Supermarket to Supermodel

We’re glad Gemma Massey was discovered out of that supermarket, she gives us a wowzers in our trousers.

Louise Cliffe: Manchester’s Finest

Louise Cliffe for being such a babe.

Lucy Pinder: Grade A

Lucy Pinder for her god-given assets.

And last, but certainly not least…

Louise Glover: Fits Like a Glove

Because we want to try some of her famous boob shaped cookies.

Wait 1 More!…

Sophie Howard: Honorable Mention

Beautiful Sophie should have made this list, but we screwed up… oh well, make it 26 then!

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23 Comments to “Top 25 British Glamour Models”

  1. 05-21-2009 at 4:56 am
    Elle Liberachi

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  2. 06-25-2009 at 7:34 am

    There are a hot girls!

  3. 07-27-2009 at 7:35 am

    What about Michelle Marsh?

  4. 08-13-2009 at 9:33 am

    what in the world? Sophie howard is not in the the top 25? she is actually as sexy as keeley hazel and lucy pinder,

    argh! revise this!

  5. 09-29-2009 at 4:50 pm

    No Abbey Clancey = worst list ever.

  6. 12-07-2009 at 12:20 am
    Jacky Boy

    Where’s Emma Watson?

  7. 12-23-2009 at 6:11 pm

    emma glover total UK hottie. rosie jones and emma glover what a double act.

  8. 01-11-2010 at 3:54 pm

    nice list!! Still wanting a model I know to get bigger…shes on only tease as emma d, eema kate dawson.

    Gemma Atkisinson hot!

  9. 01-30-2010 at 1:59 pm

    wheres Madison Welch???????

  10. 03-26-2010 at 2:36 pm

    no dionne daniels ? seriously check this girl out shes number 1

  11. 05-08-2010 at 12:39 am

    Lucy Becker needs to be on that list….

  12. 07-01-2010 at 5:57 pm
    Lone Wolf

    I don’t care if I’m a “yankee” stuck in the 80’s I used to love Sammy Fox (Samantha Fox, because Naughty Girls Need Love Too).

    -Peac y’all. . .

    -Lone Wolf

  13. 07-27-2010 at 1:26 am

    Lucy pinder is the hottest but also Rosie Jones! Miss Ellison is fit as well! Love it!

  14. 08-22-2010 at 10:48 am

    What about there official sites, these have members areas, Lindsey Strutt at – kayleigh pearson at – hannah owens at – staci noblett at

  15. 08-27-2010 at 10:43 am

    alice goodwin is my favorite and lucy pinder is the best

  16. 09-03-2010 at 5:46 am

    Alice Goodwin, hell yeah.

  17. 01-16-2011 at 8:26 pm

    No lucy pinder on this list, wow!

  18. 01-16-2011 at 8:29 pm

    never mind, she is on there, justice is served

  19. 03-14-2011 at 3:40 pm
    neil j

    where on earth is Natasha Marley she is one of the hottest girls around

  20. 05-25-2011 at 11:45 pm

    where are emma frain, holly peers and emma bunton ?

  21. 07-23-2011 at 10:49 pm

    The British Accent make all these girls even more sexier than they already are!! Great Britain is coming up!!

  22. 09-12-2011 at 7:26 am
    Kiwi Boy

    Where is Thaila Zucchi?

  23. 12-23-2011 at 8:52 pm
    The Spoon

    Where the hell is Kelly Brook?

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